lazycatcorner:

According to Tumblr, Big Dick Energy is canceled. We now can only label people as

Male-Presenting Nipples [MPN]

Here’s an example of an acceptable thirst post.

Sentence: Chris Hemsworth is such an authoritative presence, he has real MPN! I want to sit on a chair across from him and think about my admiration for his attractive appearance.

sueycoo:

Who else remembers when the largest “fuck you” from staff before this discourse was when they made the blue 6 shades darker?

Such simpler times: no yahoo, no ads.

And it’s not that I even have a problem with yahoo or the site trying to create revenue via ads or being advertiser friendly, either! I just have a problem with the way they’re treating their artists and their user base!

Its the fucking porn bots that need to be excommunicated not normal uses. Easily 80% of the porn would be gone if they actually created a software framework for identifying porn bots instead of using a shitty AI that thinks a tree is a fucking nipple.

@staff

notjustasadstory:

Not by the hair on my female presenting nipples

just-fic-me-up:

lala-the-rebel:

kinglieste:

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

Today in a nutshell

Brb sobbing with laughter

amuseoffyre:

Tumblrites who have never seen their site of choice imploding before: OMG IT’S THE END OF TIMES.

Some of us fossils, who have lived through Bebo, Myspace, Angelfire, Geocities, Yahoogroups, Delicious, Livejournal:

Originally posted by elissapoletti

beggars-opera:

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

ancientphantom:

ancientphantom:

Things that have been flagged as Forbidden Content on ancientphantom.tumblr.com:

•  Illustrations from the Korean Phantom of the Opera storybook, I guess because… a guy touches a lady’s arm?

•  Fanart of the Phantom’s corpsey face

•  Gifs of the Wishbone Phantom of the Opera, prompting shock and mourning throughout the household

•  Pictures of Miss Piggy from Muppet Phantom of the Opera

•  Product photos of the Easton limited-run edition of the Leroux novel

•  Photos of brownies shaped like bats, the most explicit members of the rodent family

•  Fanart of the Angel of Music wearing a fully body-concealing robe

•  Roundup posts containing books published this month for no discernible reason whatsoever

•  Mermaids

•  Batman

And Fantomestein’s parody of The Swan Princess HOW DARE YOU

flightsofwonder:

lmao this website can choke